WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE
|me at home:||i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it|
|me going away:||I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN|
i might need to come back.
yum, barley talk
just saw on facebook (naturally, through other people, christ) that my high school 10-year reunion is happening next august.
oh my god, this practically made me weep with nostalgia. i should send this pic to my mom.
the floodgates are open. let’s play shana’s favorites.
this under-eye concealer, man. it blends into my skin like a dream. doesn’t look racoony or cakey or add ten years to my age (ladies, you know what i mean). can’t recommend enough.
this mascara. i LOVE it. the problem i have with most mascaras that other ladies love is their formulas are all too goopy/clumpy. i like a thinner formula to layer. prior to this mascara i only used maybelline full n soft, but for some reason the last 2 or 3 tubes i bought were dry and old or something. this rimmel stuff is amazing. DON’T buy the covergirl tube that looks almost identical. girl they are not. fyi this mascara costs something like 10.99 at ulta, and ~4 dollars at target.
i don’t own this frother. it’s a hundred dollars. i’m hoping i can cheat the system and somehow find it on sale for 70 percent off at some point. they have one at work and you just pour in milk (skim, even) and in 30 seconds it silently froths into gorgeous foam. like, wall of foam foam. at work it’s attached to a nespresso machine but i can’t even bring myself to price those out.
you know apple bottom jeans? well this is the apple middle tank. because some of us apple shapes need a little room to breathe. and every other workout tank in the world is skintight. BOTHERSOME. these bubble tanks from old navy are the greatest. just wear a sports bra underneath that you’re not ashamed of (i may or may not have a couple left over from HIGH SCHOOL) because these tops are loose, obviously. but they are just inexpensive and cute and blouse out and hide that willful apple shape of mine.
Madonna - Don’t Tell Me (by madonna)
random fact about me, i love this video, love the dancing cowboys. i haven’t seen it in a few years and i just thought of it.
i have been away forever! i have so so much to update about, i need to make a post.
let’s relax that arm, and just stand the way we stand 100% of the time otherwise. the flesh on that arm will lightly press against our torso, and we’ll all survive, and we won’t look obese, and the world will keep spinning, and it will be glorious.
alan finally confirmed with our upstairs neighbor that they do indeed have their own washer and dryer. we figured as much because none of our neighbors are ever, ever in the creepy basement laundry room. i won’t even describe my intense jealousy but i will say that i dreamed about my neighbor’s luxurious apartment last night. it had a fountain inside.